A Message from Carnie

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Our old pal Dave Carnie sent us a couple of messages today:

“‘m working for jackassword.com now and I sent this as a link. PRINT IT. 0dave”

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“Britney Spears is apparently pregnant again. Johnny Knoxville is going to go online to proclaim that, once and for all, he is not the father. Stay tuned. Check it out. Cocker Spaniel fans beware.”

You heard it here first.