The Pickles Mini Issue Arrives!


The Denver Warbler’s been stewing in its own brine for a while now. This explains it:

He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put in vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw inclement summers. –Jonathan Swift

Yeah, this mini issue is deep. It’s about the preservation of things, on so many levels. Not only cucumbers, but boners, too.

Download a pdf.

Gorgeously laminated (preserved, see?) copies will be on sale in a vending machine for only $1, find them next to the Funions at:

The Shoppe
3103 E Colfax Ave